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Hackenpuke Re-Redux Published 6/14/2018 in Pro Football Talk Line Author Hobbes

So, the Re-do on Hackenberg is officially over. We didn't even hit mini-camp. Now, there are several issues here. Chucky, liked Hackenberg coming out of college, just like MickeyMacc did. According to the 100 million dollar man, all the kid needed was the right coach and the right system, but apparently, the alleged Quarterback guru and... read more→

Hackenpuke Humpday, The followup and the New Kneeling Rule Published 6/3/2018 in Pro Football Talk Line Author Hobbes

Ok kiddies. Sorry for the delay, long weekends throw my schedule clean off, and hey...I missed you too. So, let's start off with a paean to my regular readers. A correct answer in the comments section gets you a six-pack. Who can guess what your humble scribe is doing tomorrow? Here's the clue. The late great Bon Scott. "She had the face... read more→

Hackenpuke Hump Day Published 5/25/2018 in Pro Football Talk Line Author Hobbes

(Before we begin, Looking at that pic, I am reminded of Uncle Rico in Napolean Dynamite), " I bet I could throw that football all the way to LA!" So, Mickey Macc has been back to his Bible again. Leviticus this time. "And if you defile the land, it will vomit you out" Apparently, One Jets Drive was not impressed. Sidebar: - One of... read more→

Friday Night Lights Published 5/23/2018 in Pro Football Talk Line Author Hobbes

So, again, the cyclical nature of football season has us... caught in the doldrums like Samuel Coleridge Taylors' Ancient Mariner, "All in a hot and copper sky, The bloody Sun, at noon, Right up above the mast did stand, No bigger than the Moon. Day after day, day after day, We stuck, nor breath nor motion; As idle as a painted... read more→

Summer of Sam II Published 5/15/2018 in Pro Football Talk Line Author Hobbes

This is a sports column, I'll start there. Back in 1980, after a bunch of college kids beat the grown men of the best Hockey team on the planet, they still had to play Sweden, to win the Gold. No one remembers that. They only remember David slaying Goliath. Most of you have probably seen the movie, "Miracle" a great retelling of that story.... read more→

Summer of Sam - Jets Tangents Published 5/13/2018 in Pro Football Talk Line Author Hobbes

It's the Summer of Sam So following in that vein, I am dubbing Duh, Arnold as the .14 Caliber Killer. So, Jets we are in the doldrums. The Draft is over, the rookie minicamp that generates less shit than a 5 dollar combo from Taco Bell is gone. So this is where Bitches, Whines, and Moans start to become a catch-all for, we will... read more→

Jet's QB2 is a Joke - So is Front Office Published 5/7/2018 in Pro Football Talk Line Author Hobbes

So, Mickey Macc cuts Petty, by being petty, and keeps the bust, which does not come close to rivaling that of The Biscuit, (who remains nameless to prevent a lawsuit), and Petty? He gets signed immediately by the Phucking Phins. (Dee, just got...lathered up). Bryce Petty is a Player, Like Jalin Marshall is a Player, Like ASJ is a player, and yet... read more→

Mickey Macc Axes Petty over Hackenpuke Published 5/5/2018 in Pro Football Talk Line Author Hobbes

So, While I covered Cleveland being Cleveland last week, it appears the Jets remain the Jets. It seems that the front office is yearning for the heady days of the Rich Kotite era. They cut Bryce Petty, in order to preserve Maccagnans wasted 2nd rounder, on Christian Hackenberg. Remember, Petty beat him viciously in the preseason last year like... read more→

NFL 5th Year Options - Players & GM's on the Hot Seat Published 5/3/2018 in Pro Football Talk Line Author Steven Van Over NFL Hot Seat

"It's that time of year" is a cliche that can be used at many points of the adventure we collectively refer to as the NFL Calendar Year. Today we are referring to the decisions almost all 32 NFL teams face at this time, which is having the option to pick up an additional year on any first-round pick whose contract expires next season. To be clear... read more→

NY Jets Junior GM Published 5/2/2018 in Pro Football Talk Line Author Hobbes

Before I get to the Jets, Cleveland???? AYFKM? Baker Mayfield? at 1? Ummmm, they could have walked away with Barkley (who as predicted in this space, months ago to become an NYVagiant, when Cleveland remained Cleveland and took Mayfield at 4. Neither the Jets or Giants were taking Mayfield, and the crap Mayfield's agent is spewing about trader... read more→

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