New York Jets Helmet

Bitches, Whines and Moans. Pt1

My Saturday nights used to be filled with bitches, wine, and moans, now that I’m a one-woman man, it’s reserved for the after-effects of the Jets and their Media coverage. Someone, please tell me, how a beautiful woman with gorgeous green eyes, that makes me long for….Sunday afternoons in the fall (oops), and a keen intellect can possibly be a fan of that fey colored Miami sushi (at least real Sushi is fit for consumption). I mean seriously, even Rich Kotites hapless 1995 Jets, of the 3-13 record managed to spank Miami’s ass. Must be a thing down there.

But I digress.

The NFL Draft. I used to be really into the Draft once upon a time, and am coming back to it, but Lupica today called it the Best.Draft.Ever. No, not really. It’s the most idiocy ever.

Well, thankfully the idiocy and the mystery ends on Thursday.

Draft Coverage – Bitch

The three-day format sucks. What used to be an amazing anticipated Saturday afternoon, for those really into the support, gets churned out like a two dollar ho for T.V. for a couple nights of prime-time coverage. I mean seriously, The NFL wasn’t making enough money yet, so they took away a time-honored tradition, robbed it of its intensity and vitality, for a little extra coverage, and a little more money?

And that played into the next part. Fredo, oops, Roger, again just send Jane over because you can just (gratuitous fellatio reference removed by editor recurring readers know what he just said. Ed)

Draft Moved – Part Bitch part Whine

Let’s start with the balls of the NFL. The fucking draft was NOTHING before Jets fans turned it into a spectacle.All those years in NYC, the media capital of the freaking world, and the NFL had the balls to start moving it around like P.T. Barnum, in search of the almighty dollar, Whats worse, is the way they take pat themselves on the back as if they created the circus.PLEASE – It’s our fucking circus.

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The Draft Industry – Bitch

Ok, Before I move on the no-talent hacks, in the NY beat media, let’s get this bitch out of the way.

I just can’t take this shit anymore. The ever bouffant Kiper was tolerable when he was pretty much the only guy doing it. But now, there are scores of satanic spawns spewing shit on ESPN. Mayock is the most respectable, thoughtful and intelligent hands down. And he stands alone in that regard. (I left out Casserly because he is actually a former GM) I will pose one simple question, whats missing from every run-up to the draft. These alleged solons of scouting, that aren’t, you know, scouts, reviewing what they said, and projected last year. NEVER. Not a single, “I called that” “I said on this program last year,” “I knew this guy was a bust coming out” and so on. Not one review of their prior year’s projections.

And how many mock drafts does an ‘expert’ need? 3? 4? McShay seems to be channeling Spinal Taps Nigel, “Hey, My mocks go up to 11!” Spinal Tap was looking for that ‘extra push over the cliff’ someone give one to McShay, please I beg of you.

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Programming note kiddies, coming in the future, is a planned column called Jr.GM. After the Jets Pick, I will look who is still on the board, the Team needs, and tell you who I would have selected in that pick. Then every year going forward, in my pre-draft column, I’ll rate my picks, and their success against Mickey Macs picks. Note to Kiper, McShaymless et al.. it’s called accountability for your ability, or lack thereof.

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We finish tomorrow, with the NY media.

I want to know what you think, cmon enter the Tigers Den

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Long Suffering Jets Fan, is there really anymore that needs to be said? Jetted from the East Coast to Columbus, but I still bleed green, and it's time for brutal honesty, Enter the Tigers Den. NYJets
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