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Bitches, Whines and Moans II

Bitches, Whines and Moans Pt II.

Bitch

So Jets fans, the schedule maker fucked us again. 3 NFL games in a ten-day span. Seriously?????
How does the CBA even allow that, but hey, “Concussion Protocol”. So McCown takes a sack and misses two of the first 3 games.. AYFKM?

There is no excuse whatsoever for that to happen, and shame on Mickey Macc, for not having the balls to address it, Jerry Jones would address in the media, , Al Davis would have won 2 and sat out the third. Football misses you, Al. The Sinatra of the NFL. Again, Roger, go to CVS, Jane is gonna need ChapStick.

The Draft, (Ugh, I know.. here he goes again)

Which parts should I skip? That everyone is saying what I said first? That I will probably be right, that I will admit it when wrong?

Look, I am sure that the NY beat writers are probably not a collection of Allison Mack like members of a collie molesting cult, but …

Whine

BOTH PAPERS now on the Baker Mayfield push me, pull you, pump us both daisy chain? c’mon man. Turns out that the Browns, remain the Browns. Taking Mayfield at one overall and as I alone said, when they did the unthinkable, Saquon Barkley became an NYGiant. And Eli Manning gets 3 more years. And Webb is the heir apparent. Just as I said.

Moan

And the whole world, came around saying the Vagiants, see Barkley as the option at 2. (fuck my arm hurts from the reach around). I said it first, by 6 weeks.

So at the end of the day, the green-eyed monster did not get a QB, and Miami’s best team is still Al Pacino and the Sharks.

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Sorry, my love.

I had written, originally that “But tomorrow night the chips start to fall. Only one guy will have the balls to say, I didn’t see that coming.”  So, I had the wish for Josh Allen to be a Jet, but they took the grandson of Dick Hammer. Sam Darnold, the consensus first overall pick falls to the Jets at 3. However, the Jills traded up for Allen. Are we going to see another Marino-O’Brien era?  It’s between me and Mickey Macc now.

(Junior GM column disguised as draft wrap up, next).

The Wolf may prowl, but the Tiger always prevails.

Bet me.

Oh, the gauntlet:

NY Media. Lets tailgate. One table, 2 cheerleaders, collecting questions in a fishbowl. 20 minutes , 800 word response to the question.

Voice vote. Mine are on the table. Bitches. I’ve been nothing but right since I started this column

C’mon enter the Tigers den.

I wrote,

Josh Allen, NO.MATTER.WHAT..  We had a chance to take him.   Just like we had a shot at Marino,(See Dee, you get one, every once in a while, and you did get the big one…and it lasted a long time)

Hobbes